And then, Spencer gave the best quote: “I need a break from the drama”.

($10 says if he moves to the South Pole, he’ll find drama there too.)

“I need a break from the drama”. said Spencer. “That’s why I’m moving out of Hollywood.” Says Her, “We want to get one house where we want to stay and build a family.”

Speidi procreating?

The season 4 premiere is August 18, but now tonight chatter says that MTV will broadcast a pretaped special, two hours in length, days before that premiere. The special will reportedly feature everyone (taped) that avoids the problems of LC v Speidi, like the Season 3’s finale party.

Moreover, the premiere of Season 4 is reportedly going to be tied in with a live premiere party, similar to Mariah Carey last season. This time the locale is expected to be Malibu.

Who is excited?

Spencer says of the song “It’s the greatest song of my life”. God help his sense of music also. Heidi says during the song “Fashion, put it all on me, don’t you wanna see these clothes on me?”

Earlier this year Heidi said she will be the next Madonna. She also said Speidi will be bigger than Becks and Posh. And Spencer thinks Speidiweb will be bigger than Facebook.

How does Zero for Three sound? Probably better than this song!

Click here to listen to it.

Recently the couple told tv show “Extra” that Speidiweb is ” going be bigger than MySpace, bigger than Facebook.”

Yes, and Heidi Montag is going to be the next Madonna.

And who is Montag and Pratt’s competition? They say David and Victoria Beckham. (Insert collective laughter here.)

Heidi says “I mean, I definitely want to surpass both of them.”

The day that Spencer Pratt surpasses David Beckham on anything is when …. Heidi is the next Madonna.

But what do “fans” say? Under the fan section of the messageboard, most of the comments are negative Pratt, positive Heidi. One message writes: “they are not even famous to be having this retarded website. Lauren is like so much better than these … . [two] ….. LAUREN ROCKS. and is the best GIRL EVER!”

Oh well.

The rankings are as follows:
1 – Omarosa Manigault-Stallwort, The Apprentice
2 – Jonathan Baker, The Amazing Race
3 – Jonny Fairplay, Survivor: Pearl Islands
4 – Puck, The Real World: San Francisco
5 – Trish Schneider, The Bachelor
6 – Lisa Fernandes, Top Chef: Chicago
7 – Spencer Pratt, The Hills
8 – Wendy Pepper, Project Runway
9 – Ramona Singer, Real Housewives of New York City
10 – Lisa D’Amato, America’s Next Top Model

What do readers think about Pratt? LALATE’s article on Spencer Pratt Letterman Video was the highest voted article on one news website over the weekend.

Normally, 10 votes is considered the most popular story that day. The LALATE article on Spencer Pratt is less than 36 hours has 124 votes.

Normally, when you see Speidi in print, it looks staged and silly. But when you hear Pratt talk, he sounds like half of his brain was left at a nightclub’s coat check.

But don’t worry, Spencer says “I won’t go to a club now for less than a $100,000″ is given to him.

Spencer says he is a music manager. Dave asks Spencer “you are showbusiness visionary then?”

Visionary? Of course.

If you thought Spencer Pratt is not very intelligent, you have no idea until you see this new David Letterman video. Pratt makes Paris Hilton look like Einstein.

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