Robert Kardashian and Courtney Love are running blog wars, while the rest of us are celebrating the Holidays. Courtney Love and Robert Kardashian, courtesy of Kim, haven’t been very nice … to each other.

And where does this stem from? Hyde nightclub. Folks - more Holidays, less nightclubs.

First Courtney Love’s remarks:

… hi kids, if you are expecting Santa to read you a bedtime story on this new blog, think again!

…. My point is LAPD, you guys are such lovely folks, i would like to invite you in for some egg nog but i just ran out and i am too busy learning the art of origami …

… Let me be inviting to you my darling rob because i am SUCH A BIG FAN OF HATE CRIMES and homophobic fruit cake …. like you this around this holiday season.

… Lets be pals and go shopping at The Grove and go “STRAIGHT” to Ab and Fitch store while the techno music blasts really loud and find you a tight tee shirt for our big night at Rage in Weho, lets ditch these trendy B list clubs and lets dance dance dance where we can be free, and drink cosmos and have no one make fun of us, you can also wear your sisters underwear, I promise I will keep it a secret, but first let me invite you over and lets have a Mac Cosmetics Dazzleglass date night cause what you really need rob kardashian is a pair of lips jeans that flair out at the bottom to accentuate your sexy curvy hips and i hear the carman miranda look is in for 2009, so maybe we can put a some fresh bananas in your hair, which will be tied in pigtails or a scrunchy, ( I still have some ) We will put double fake eyelashes on from Pat Fields and red glitter six inch heels that I am sure she will make to accommodate your lovely feminine feet and i am in possession of a giant anal plug that was tossed to me with a wink by a dyke on a bike at last years weho gay pride parade which was a blast”

… throw away your Nirvana cd’s i will not allow you to listen to Kurts music nor my music, instead throw on the Mama Mia soundtrack and dance rob! dance you know you want it! work it! feel it sista girlfriend! own it! be it! embrace it.

Round 2, Kim Kardashian reponds:

Courtney Love wrote a disturbing blog this morning that is obviously very untrue…

Ms. Love immaturely called my brother Rob names and accused him of physically assaulting her “employee” at Hyde nightclub, breaking his nose.

This is TOTALLY FALSE!

A lot of what she wrote doesn’t even make much sense and doesn’t follow a clear train of thought… At one point she says Brody was there too and that someone yelled discriminatory expletives against gay people, but I honestly can’t figure out who she is accusing because her writing is so bad.

All I know is that both Brody and Rob didn’t do anything close to what Ms. Love has described.

My entire family’s response is this: We are so saddened to hear that someone is blogging this insanity on Christmas Eve. Everything this person writes is obviously untrue and we will forward this terrible nonsense to our attorneys. Merry Christmas!

Take away they’re presents! … or as least their internet access … until after the Holidays.

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