Milana Dravnel is speaking out about her $100 million lawsuit she filed yesterday against alleged crossdresser Oscar de La Hoya (a suit we would prefer to call Fishnetgate). When initially the fishnet  ”pictures” (and for now, we will call them that) came out, the gal behind the pictures was quiet. Now she has spoken to the NY Post’s Andrea Peyser.

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The Siberian native, Scores stripper, and reportedly girlfriend of the boxer, Milana Dravnel says De La Hoya’s crossdressing name was “Goldie.”

Goldie? (Well, did you think it would be Silver or Bronze?)

Milana, 22, claims De La Hoya ruined her payday and her reputation by saying the pictures were fake.

“I thought he was cute. I liked him. We had fun,” Milana confided before her lawyer - a cross between a bulldog and Chihuahua named Salvatore Strazzullo - jumped in, for the 500th time, just to piss me off.

“This is a serious case!” he protested. “We don’t want to get into the relationship . . .

“He’s gonna want to settle it,” Strazzullo ran on.

“Not to have an Isiah Thomas incident, a Bill Clinton incident. Paula Jones. Monica Lewinsky. You name it!”

Reportedly the boxer and the stripper met at  Scores’ private room, where de la Hoya picked slender Milana from 7 other girls. Thereafter, she claims she saw him twice a month for De La Fun.

“It was for laughs,” Milana said of de la Hoya’s impersonation of Liza Minnelli, which she smartly documented on film. “I don’t think there is anything wrong with it. I don’t believe he’s gay.”

In May, after a year of bump and grind, de la Hoya just stopped calling.

“I was in love,” Milana said, erupting in pretty tears. “I think he was afraid.”

But Milana didn’t get mad. She sold the pictures of her fishnetted ex for $70,000.

And now, she’s suing. Heaven help the man who crosses a Siberian scorned.

“It’s not that I did it out of revenge. I did it out of being hurt,” she said.

“Like when you break up with someone and they don’t treat you rightfully, you just don’t look out for their best interests.”

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Yes, you read the title of this story right. Oscar de La Hoya is reportedly the defendant, not the plaintiff, in a $100 milllion lawsuit over fishnet stockings! Sound fishy?

Reuters is reporting that a New York woman has filed a $100 million suit against the boxer claiming she was coerced into agreeing not to sell photographs of La Hoya in fishnets in a hotel room.

How was she coerced?

Plaintiff Milana Dravnel, 22, said a representative of de la Hoya coerced her into signing a contract which blocked her from “selling or discussing” the pictures she took of the 34-year-old boxer says Reuters.

Huh?

The lawsuit claims la Hoya sought the contract with Dravnel “in an effort to stonewall (her) effort to sell the pictures taken by her”.

How did he coerce her? (This is where it gets good.)

Dravnel claims she was “vulnerable to coercion by de la Hoya’s representatives because she and the boxer had been in an ‘intimate relationship’ ” reports Reuters.

Intimiate?

Was that intimate in or not in fishnet?

She said she was “unaware of the legal consequences of the transaction” and signed the contract without a lawyer. She is getting her legal boxing gloves on and is suing for fraud, defamation, interfering with a contract, and exerting undue and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

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(SARCASM. This post is sarcasm, not news. AKA if you can’t take a joke, don’t read it.) 

You know it’s just about time for October. And what does that mean? No, not Christmas items in Costco, that was September. It means it’s time to prepare for Halloween!

lalate news is only 4 weeks old. And in those 4 weeks, we’ve seen enough celebrity picture scandals, nude pics and flicks, fishnet stalkings, and fedex boxes at Rehab all to last us a lifetime.

So we’ve taken the best and worse, from Phil Spector’s hair, to Courtney Love’s horrible breasts, to O.J. Simpson’s “What you take in Vegas, stays in Vegas”, and put them all together and picked our FIVE top costume ideas for you this Halloween, if you are a guy, a girl, or Chris Crocker.

And wait til you see which costume won the top honors!

So without further delay, here is

#5. Rehab is the New Vegas

Another day doesn’t pass without Lindsay being photographed standing holding a Fedex box delivered to her at Rehab. Doesn’t it make you want to shout, “Um, Lindsay, what the hell is in the FEDEX BOX?! “

Costume for a Woman (or a tranny):

1. Shades
2. Blonde Wig
3. Jeans
4. Fedex box with the writing on it
“From: Malibu
To: Lindsay Lohan
Subject: Rehab Overnight Delivery. No Drugs. PROMISES!”
5. T shirt with the words “Rehab is the new Vegas.”

#4. Mr. and Mrs. Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is being reported as married this week. Get out your surgical masks!

Costume for Woman and Man

1. One guy dressed as Michael
2. One dressed as a his wife
3. Each wear matching surgical masks that say “Just married”.

#3. Becky Look at Her Butt

We love Kim Kardashian. No, we ADORE her. But yes, some of our readers have questioned if her butt can actually get any bigger? Hence, our #3 pick on how big can Kim’s butt get!

Costume for a Skinny Girl with Inflatable Curves

Kim:
1. Black Wig
2. Beautiful Lips
3. T Shirt that says “Saints Rule!”
4. The biggest inflatable balloon you can hold in your dress as your behind.

Optional: joined by Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie who shout “oh my god becky, look at her butt!”
 

#2. I’ll Flash if you become my Fan Again

You know a lot of people have talked about Britney Spears’ fans walking away from her. But there is that darn crotch flash that comes on schedule regularly that makes you love Brit …. because she shaves so well.

Guys, you need to buy lalate a drink if hot girls wear this costume to your party.

Costume for a HOT (shaved) Girl (please girls, shave for this one).

1. Britney Spears Outfit
2. Blonde Wig
3. Pacifier in Mouth
4. No panties
5. High Rising Skirt
6. T shirt that says on front  “I’m Flash if you be my Fan”, back says ”K Fed Can’t Sing”

#1. Fishy Fishy

At this point, we thought, oh my, there are so many more choices. Enough to get to 2008! How about Vanessa Hudgens’ nude scandal? or Chris Crocker’s nude scandal? or not-Meg White’s nude scandal?

But instead we went with the easiest one. Probably the best costume of the year, maybe even the decade …. “Sorta Oscar De La Hoya”

This is probably going to be the biggest costume idea this year for guys that love to crossdress ONLY on Halloween! Yes, ONLY on Halloween, honest! 

For this costume, that friggen hilarious HAT is key! The fishnet is funny, but wtf is with the hat! We can’t look at the hat and not laugh!

Costume for a Guy (or a really, REALLY, butt ugly girl)

1. The hat
2. The fake hair
3. The stockings
4. The thong
5. The pink panty
6. The stocking
7. The wine glass
8. Heels

So what is lalate going to be for Halloween? Um, maybe we’ll just gain 100 lbs, dye our hair pink and be Perez.

Images as previously credited

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While pictures of Oscar De La Hoya in fishnet stockings may or may not be real, New York Daily News reports that Oscar De La Hoya wore feathers and stripped to his underwear during a Victoria Secret show in New York years ago. Oh MY!

The News said the following:

“Oscar kicked up his heels at a party after a Victoria’s Secret lingerie show a few years ago in New York. According to a source, “He stripped to his briefs, put on one of the models’ feathered angel wings and screamed, ‘I’m the Devil in disguise!’” “

Photo Source: Popcrunch.com  | Source

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