LOS ANGELES (LALATE) – Kenya Moore has “fake eyes”, if you believe a hilariously illiterate story published today from Media Take Out. Kenya Moore has battled the “statue” of limitations and the underground “railroad” in two years on RHOA. On Sunday’s RHOA episode, Kenya Moore celebrated eradicating two years of lies about her. But not a week has passed until a new tabloid report surfaced today. MediaTakeOut claims that Kenya Moore has “fake eyes”, in essence claiming Kenya is a blind person and that those aren’t her actually eyeballs.
MTO has been gushing lovey-reports about Porsha Williams for a year. So did Porsha help MTO with their word choices? The MTO report wanted to claim that Kenya Moore has fake eye COLOR, not actually fake eyes. Kenya has yet to give any side eye to the report.
Kenya Moore has been accused of a lot of things. But Kenya has yet to be accused of secretly leading the life a blind person. The sad title to today’s tabloid tail reads “new photographic evidence proves conclusively that Atlanta Housewife Kenya Moore has fake eyes”. And what is the bombshell new evidence? It’s that Jet magazine issue with Kenya as Miss USA on the cover. Everyone has seen it. It’s not new. Even NeNe Leakes probably has it framed in her bedroom.
MTO further claims that Kenya’s eyeballs are “fraudulent”. Apparently, Apollo was not involved with this story. “There have been all types of rumors about Atlanta Housewife Kenya Moore’s eyes. Some say they’re real others say they’re FAKE. Well it turns out they are as FRAUDULENT as ever.”