To discuss what? That joke of a show in which he tries to (unsuccessfully) trick L.A. photographers? No worse. To give his opinion on dating.

Does anyone care what Ashton Kutcher’s opinions on dating are? Well maybe someone, because this story is being written.

No perfume, large gems or pants for women is what Ashton likes. He tells the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar. “If I can smell [it] and we’re not making out, you’re wearing too much. More of a lot of things in life is better. Perfume does not apply.”

“Women who wear big blingin’ stones don’t look like they have a lot of money; they look like they have a lot of someone else’s money. I don’t want my woman looking like she got bedazzled.”

“I like seeing a female body as much as the next guy, but a midriff on display does not do it for me. By the same token, sexlessness is just that. I call it the Hillary Clinton Look. She would be so much more appealing if she just took off the pantsuit [and] took a lesson from Jackie Kennedy”.

So basically he likes Jackie Kennedy-s that have no odor and jewelry.

And we should care about his opinion because …. ?

(Oh, and Ashton doesn’t he realize that Jackie wore big jewels ?)

Note to Ashton: I want my women to smell. And it’s the woman’s job to have her own style, not for a dude to tell her how he wants her to dress.

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