LOS ANGELES (LALATE) – Mike Tyson “broke” Steve-O’s nose during the Charlie Sheen Roast last night. After the credits rolled, Mike Tyson stood in place and held out his fist. Steve-O then ran across the stage into the fist. Steve-O turned to the camera and said “yes he broke my nose” as blood rushed down his face.
Sheen ended the bizarre roast with a short, but brilliantly written, final remarks. The jokes especially about his family and basic cable were hilarious. “You can’t hurt me, I can’t even hurt me… Press couldn’t kill me, Two and a Half Men couldn’t hurt me. I’m the wild thang ….” Sheen told viewers.
Sheen said that his life thrives on chaos. “You are looking at person who thrives at chaos…. I went on to have the biggest salary on television. Sounds great? It was! … I had my own television show. And then, I did the one thing that everyone in America wished they could do. I told me boss to f- off. “ Sheen said he embraces controversy. “And then he was gone. In one fiery public flameout. “
Sheen then told viewers “And when the smoke cleared I realized how lucky I am. I still have a family who loves me. That’s why they are not here tonight… Seeing me on basic cable would kill them!”
In the end, Sheen thanked fans, news, and attendants. “I know my family will always be there. I’m done with the winning, I’ve already won. This roast might be over, but I’m [still] Charlie Sheen.”
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