WAYNE NJ (LALATE) – Melissa Gorga (photos below) is reportedly too real (housewife) for Teresa Giudice. The mention of Melissa Gorga’s son from Danielle Staub’s mouth was cause for Teresa Giudice to be ready to rumble on Real Housewives of New Jersey’s reunion part one on Monday, a fight night episode that went up against WWE’s  Monday Night Raw and probably won in the ratings.

But why?

Suddenly Wayne’s World New Jersey is heading into a new direction, due to one question by reality tv’s most popular villain Danielle Staub, a few fascinating news reports, and a series of denials by the woman who goes by the motto “Happy Wife, Happy Life.”

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Happy Housewife is not the image being portrayed of Teresa Guidice in recent days throughout news. She’s having to defend her marriage to People Magazine, flip over false reports about her husband. And after that all, there are reports that Teresa is not in Love, Love, Love over her Real Housewife salary, demanding a raise or exit of the happy wife from her Bravo mini salary life.

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On Monday, Staub asked Giudice about her nephew. Yes, Teresa has a big family, like we all do. But who fights someone over the mention of a nephew, on national television, with pillows? People who flips tables apparently do.

Teresa defended her attack, in which he tosses host Andy Cohen to his seat; she says she was seeking to guard the privacy of a family member. “Dont bring up my family!” shouted Teresa as she went at Staub. Cohen got smacked and landed in Bravo’s best Jerry Springer moment.

Today, news reports and fans want answers; why can’t Staub bring Teresa’s family? The family Staub is referring to is a) reportedly set to join the cast of Real Housewives next season and b) has been reportedly spotted seen filming with series producers.

Staub asks Teresa if she “acknowledged” her nephew? Teresa later online said she did, was at the hospital when the child was born. But Teresa doesn’t tell her fans it’s her brother and Melissa G’s son. Why? She wants to protect their privacy. The same week, reports say Teresa wants to protect her pocketbook, asking for a doubling of her salary because she contends she is popular on the show and the series doesn’t pay as well as Jersey Shore (which isn’t hiring). Of course, Andy Cohen admits Jeff Lewis calls him up virtually every week asking for a salary raise.

Other reports yesterday claim Teresa doesn’t talk to Melissa Gorga. But in pictures since posted online today, those reports no longer seem to be true; the two look very much in love. In fact, in a picture of nearly twelve family members shown above, Teresa is all smiles standing next to Melissa.

Is this all being staged for news and fans?

While Teresa may fear the arrival of Melissa to Real Housewives, allegedly threatening to leave if Melissa Gorga joins the cast, allegedly blocking Gorga’s arrival since series development , Wayne’s World in New Jersey may never be the same.

And is the show even real?

Don’t ask the spokesperson for the North Jersey Country Club that question. “It is safe to say that the ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ cast and crew members are not welcome at the North Jersey Country Club and I assure you that nothing like this will ever occur again at this Club. We are all embarrassed with the staged behavior of these cast members at our Club.”

Staged behavior? Oh, Andy.