Shawn Michaels retired from WWE tonight. HBK Shawn Michaels retirement from WWE was announced on Monday Night Raw.

Shawn Michaels’ retirement was reported on LALATE Sunday as pending, following his WrestleMania 26 performance. Tonight Michaels made it official. He told a packed house tonight: “For years you guys were the only thing that made me like me.”

And in the end, he simply said: “Ladies and gentlemen, the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels has left the building,”

Michaels had confirmed in WWE Magazine the deal that he would step aside if he failed to beat the Undertaker on WrestleMania 26. Do you think he will stay retired for long?

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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn has a Twitter and a Wikipedia and … LALATE coverage. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn’s fame brought him 33,000 twitter followers in 2009.

At the time, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn heated up LALATE readers. Tonight, Lorenzo returns to television on How I Met Your Mother.

Who is Lorenzo Von Matterhorn? Is Lorenzo Von Matterhorn real? Lorenzo is best known to New York residents for his 1970s run with DOG STEVENS, the famed animal music acts.

“They took first place, and went on to become one of the most successful animal musical acts since The Beatles.”

He is more about Lorenzo.

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How old is Raquel Welch? Has Raquel Welch had plastic surgery? Raquel Welch may be old — er than you think.

She’s 69 years young.

Raquel Welch says her diet and cardio keeps her looking this way, not plastic surgery. Welch dished to Oprah Monday that she works out six days a week. Her workout routine? Two hours of yoga, cardio, and weights.

“I’m constantly on a diet, and I hate it. I have three fruits a day and lots of water. I love bread, pancakes, and burritos, and pizza. But I have to stick to the diet, because it makes me look and feel better.”

On men she adds:

“I don’t go for much younger men any more. I don’t think it’s a good idea for me. I’ve been married four times and I still haven’t worked out what it is that I want. I feel a terrible failure.”

Her new book Beyond the Cleavage hits stores today.

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PHOTOS! Below are hot Kristin Gustafson Maxim pictures, your 2009 Maxim winner.

Kristin Gustafson was your 2009 Hometown Hotties Winner, but she’s a winner in any year. The best part is Kristin is from California. She’s 5′8, 125, and works as a Leasing Consultant

Kristin Gustafson Maxim Photo Set 1
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Kristin Gustafson Maxim Photo Set 3

“Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?): Piercings…not so much. I’m boring with those, just my ears. Tattoos I have 2; 1 on my wrist and the dreaded lower back tat…but I make mine look good.”

Notable quotes?

“Every girl has at one time has told a little white lie…used the eyelash flutter or the cleavage over the counter move at least once in their life… or telling people at a restaurant it’s your birthday…works every time!”

But the best part? “I can flex my [cleavage] to the beat of any song. I can also touch the tip of my tongue to the bottom of my nose…Mom and Dad are proud.”

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PHOTOS! Here are pictures of Joslyn James, reportedly releasing Tiger Woods’ room key today. Joslyn James’ Tiger Woods allegations opens new doors today as she released details about Woods’ alleged hotel room key online.

Seriously.

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If you thought the Joslyn James’ claims haven’t become peculiar enough, TMZ reports that James is turning the door on a new online allegation to be posted on her texting-website Monday.

The site reports “Sources say Joslyn James claims to have a room key Tiger left for her at the front desk of a hotel in Chicago — where he was playing in the 2009 BMW Championship … which he won. We’re told the room key will be posted [online] today”.

Will the room key open your interest?

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