Did Will Smith die? No. Was Will Smith in a car crash? No. Is Will Smith dead? No, no, and no. It’s Sunday at 3 pm PST and do you know where you fake celebrity death report in?

Honestly, these celebrity fake dead reports seem like they are set with an alarm clock - every Sunday, always roughly at 3 pm PST, always a crash.

You would think the authors of these fake celebrity reports would be more creative? Hardly. The world has grown suspect to Miley Cyrus’s death almost ever week, Lil Wayne choking every month, so the world of fake celebrity death reports headed into film stars.

Recently fake-dead film stars include Tom Cruise. But what else is equally predictable?

The prepared ambush of comment posts of blogs to message boards right right after the fake death reports hit. Almost instantly the same flock of sad folks hit the comment sections of websites with the “I’m sorry but they are really dead, I saw it on TV” comments. Equally not convincing is their repeated “no website has denied the death hence it’s true” remark.

Folks - the Eagles football game is on. The AMAs are on. Leave the Fresh Prince alone.