Tom Cruise NOT Dead!
Tom Cruise is not dead. Tom Cruise death rumors swirl Saturday. Tom Cruise has not died by a heart attack. Cruise however is the latest victim of false celebrity death reports.
As LALATE readers have grown to learn, celebrity fake death reports most usually populate themselves on Sunday afternoons. Until summer 2009, virtually all fake death stories this year surfaced roughly at 3 pm PST on Sundays. The reason? The false reports swirl and can stay active longer on weekends than during weekday business hours.
From Kayne West, to Lil Wayne (multiple times), much of the false death reports of 2009 have struck musicians, most often rappers. The reports do strike pop musicians. But stars of classical music, jazz, and similar non mainstream genres have not been struck.
In fall 2009, the reports detoured out of music and into film stars. Today’s false Tom Cruise reports repeats that trend. Moreover, in later months this year, the use of foreign hotel stories grew – death in distant cities and unknown hotels. The net had grown suspect by midyear of the repeated celebrity death by train crash – considering most rappers tour by bus or plane, not by train.
Tom Cruise is alive. Miley Cyrus is doing well. And Lil Wayne is doing great … as is his new mixtape!
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on November 7th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
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on November 7th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
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on November 7th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
This is not only mean to the people that LOVE and believe in Tom Cruise but it’s hateful, why don’t you haters find something better to do with your time, your just jealous… get over it!!! I happen to think highly of this man and if you were to spend some time listening to what he has to say you might be enlightened…Or maybe you believe that what you do here on earth while you are here doesn’t count, well think again haters….I cried when I heard this, can’t believe you people that start rumors and think it’s okay…Drama, Drama, Drama Driven people with nothing better to do with your time…GET OVER IT!!!! I Love you Tom Cruise, Jeannine Macdonald
on November 7th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Relax, Jeanine.
Tom Cruise is not dead.
Just his career!
on November 7th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Thanks Xenu,
Got that. Just don’t understand people and there gossip/rumors and hateful statements. Guess you gotta have the haters out there, it’s unfortunate. Take care!
on November 7th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Tom Cruise IS dead! Or else his number is coming up SOON! He fathered Seraphina Afleck! Garner’s gonna get it!!! Think I’m Kidding? Think this is just a hollywood joke? This sh it where Hollywood thinks they “rule” Is OVER!!! Fu ck the stars who think they’re more important to us than life itself!!!Fu ck them all to hell.
on November 7th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Oh /b/, we failed. but it was still a good laugh
on November 8th, 2009 at 9:53 am
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on November 8th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
shashan – you have serious issues and by the sounds of it, need professional help.
on May 28th, 2010 at 1:32 am
LOL@ shashan…but yeah this rumor sucks. At least start one about someone important. Cruise is a has-been.