Where’s that ex husband? Is there a mug shot? Danielle Staub is the Real Housewives of New Jersey diva of drama. Danielle – from alleged mug shots, to phone sex, and sex in a restaurant offers – has covered a lot in just two tv weeks.

Nevertheless, the first two episodes of Real Housewives of New Jersey proves it’s all Danielle Staub’s show so far.

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Let’s recap. Pull up a chair.

In episode one Danielle reportedly covers just a bit in the storyline. What you may ask? Phone sex. Oh yes. This is not your mother’s Bravo channel anymore. And the chatter-luv didn’t just start yesterday, reveals Staub. Nope, it’s gone on for 2 years with a guy she doesn’t know.

Oh, but then there is episode 2. There is an offer to perform an oral service on another guy in a restaurant. Well hello!

“I’m not the most gorgeous woman in the world, but I’m kinda hot.I might just be the ultimate threat. I think I’m just a really secure woman, and sometimes, people are less than enthusiastic about having me around.”

Suddenly Kim Zolciak sounds boring!

She blogs the following about her family:

I want to thank everyone who approaches me with kindness and concern. I wish I could tell each and every one of you what a great comfort you have all been to me. I love all of you for making me feel as though I am not alone and that you are on this journey with me. I have been out and about with my children a lot and the outpouring of love and respect towards my girls and myself has been an incredible help to me. Thank you from the depths of my heart!

I love the comments from fans in public and on the blogs about how wonderful my children are. I’m so glad the world gets to see how great my kids are! They are my world!

She also says her kids are her best friends.

I think in viewing this week’s episode I should keep my list of friends limited to my children. I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, but it seems they are the only ones I can truly trust. They are my only family.

But hold up. One report claims she was allegedly arrested in April in her mansion. Really?

Claims one report

Star Magazine reported that at the beginning of April Danielle Staub was arrested at her Wayne, NJ mansion. Apparently, Danielle has yet to pay her divorce lawyers because her ex-hubby – some exercise equipment manufacturer hasn’t anted up on her divorce settlement. I don’t know how much Danielle stands to gain in the settlement, but her lawyers fees are in the six figures and they want their money. So, they issued a civil action contempt warrant.

You decide.