Who really is Danny Pang Private Equity Management Group? Danny Pang’s alleged resume that got him alongside Sumner Redstone as a co sponsor of an event and his photo snapped with Desperate Housewife Felicity Huffman now is getting torn apart today in the Wall Street Journal, one line of his resume at a time.

First his education, the WSJ claims:

The university from which he says he has an M.B.A. and another degree says it has no record of either. Morgan Stanley, where Mr. Pang’s bio says he was a senior vice president and senior high-tech merger adviser, says it can find no record it ever employed him.

Even more strange, Danny Pang apparently became chairman of the Asian Pacific Student & Staff Association in 1988-89 at UCI. But was he even a student there? The WSJ claims records say he wasn’t.

It reads like a bad novel, all that Pang denies. For the entire brilliant story, click here