Miley Cryus plus Justin Gaston equals .. oh God! Miley Cyrus has found The Lord because of Justin Gaston.
Recently Justin Gaston’s crotch found a tennis net, sitting his family jewels on a tennis net for a magazine shoot (edited above, thank you). But nevertheless, there is something about Gaston, one tennis net at a time, that helps Miley find Jesus.
She tells Rachel Ray for a show to air tomorrow:
“I’ve never been closer to the Lord since I met him [Justin Gaston]. He’s really made me read my Bible. He’s made me actually read the stories in the Bible — not the quick little verses — that not only help me, but show you how to help other people.
“Honestly, I didn’t like him at first. I was like, ‘Great, another song writer. This should be fun. He’s very cute but I don’t think he gets as much credit as he should because he’s a really good guy.”
Catch the broadcast tomorrow.