Robert Pattinson Dead NOT!
Is Robert Pattinson dead? Is Robert Pattinson star of Twilight dead? Pattinson is about as dead as Miley Cyrus.
The dead hoax bandit has struck again. Apparently the bandit might be reading LALATE NEWS which has been reporting this fall that all the dead hoax stories fall on Sunday afternoon. Now finally a midweek death, shocking!
Robert Pattinson is not dead. And he also didn’t die on Sunday in this hoax.
As reportedly repeatedly on LALATE, the dead hoax bandit appears to rotate dead stories every 60 days, recreating the same celebrity’s death every 8 weeks.
And recently, in between dead stories have been fake pregnancy stories (Taylor Swift). But more recently, this week saw a new entry - fake band breakup hoaxes (Coldplay).
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on November 20th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Jeeez….can someone with a degree in psychology explain why people write up such nonsense? Why sadden people with the deaths of actors and actresses that are clearly not true. Its silly, childish, and attention seeking. I’m glad to hear it was only a hoax. Shame on you for upsetting people who are clearly fans.
on November 20th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
i was crying when i thought he died. whoever is writing this has no respect for human life. and maybe this person did it to get attention or to get a reaction out of others. however the reason is inexcusable.
on November 21st, 2008 at 12:57 am
Man, when i heard about this i was soo ready to lose it buh my friend kept on telling me that oh its probably just another joke or a promotional thing but its so sad how they actually call this type of act “promotional” more like traumatized, I’m a fan of robert but i know there are some who are really in love with him and what if one of them lost it n committed suicide, do they ever think about the consequences? if for sure this was a promotional thing that’s very sad because in a way this shows how these business guys don’t give a crap about? n I’m pretty sure robert has agreed to do this too and does this mean he doesn’t care about traumatizing his fans?anyways very glad to hear that he is still alive because i, myself has a crush on him
on November 22nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Oh my god, i nearly died when I heard about this. Whoever is making this sh*t up is sick and twisted and needs to get a life if they’ve got nothing better to do than make up someone has died.
on November 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
I want to find this person and casturate them. I mean honestly why would you do that? I just heard about it like half an hour ago and i am sure that if he was dead, including on a thursday (by what the youtube video said), then the gossip shows and news shows would have been reporting on it. Seriously this person needs a life. AND in a way i think this is coming from the inside since both of these rumoured deaths/suicides are occuring RIGHT before the films open. I hope Robs parents didnt hear about this. and if so i hope rob speaks out.
on November 23rd, 2008 at 11:13 pm
I LOVEEE HIM HES SOO HOTTTTT:)
on November 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
hes sooo sexyy… me and him are married.. we got married on top of a tree this morning after me waking up in the middle of the night last nite to him staring at me.. yeah it was prettyy romantic and hot
sorrry ladies hes takenn hahahah
on November 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 pm
haha jordan i love you:)
on November 24th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
it’s kinda ovbious that he is not dead. if so it would be aaaallll over the news. i didn’t believe it when one of my friends said miley cyrus was dead i didn’t believe it.
plus robert patterson is one ofthe ugliest guys alive.
on November 24th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
oh ma goodness whoever the freak started this crap up has no respect for actors cause they probably cant get an audition lol oh nd “ur mom said” he is not the ugliest man alive or one of them just to let u know…he is a fabulous actor nd im so happy he is alive not that he was ever dead.. but i just wanted to say that robert pattinson wouldn’t have agreed to do this “promotion” why would he want to do that to his fans? he is not mean or selfish or one of those evil types as u may have known before this same crap happened during before or after napolean dynamite came out so jajaja u freakin bastards well i love the twilight fans nd im currently reading new moon ahhhhh…my sis is a fan of his and she was so pissed off when she found out that it was a hoax b-cuz who in the world does that to somebody? oh and she said that y would somebody make that up? and she is currently laughing hysterically laughing at my comment well i just wanted to state my point nd no offense to everybody i love people …i am a people person i have tons of friends and i am very popular and cool and smart.. whoo go me!!1
on November 25th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I LOVEE HIMMM! if he asked me to marry him hen i didnt even knwo him i would say yes! i love himm he is soooooooo sexyyyy!
on November 29th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Yeah I got a text from my mom last night asking if I heard if Rob had died from heroin. I said BS and that it must be a rumor. I admit I started to cry when I read the text, then I just got mad that she even passed it along. Rumors like this make me sick that people even start them. He’s going to be around for a very long time, and I can’t wait to see him act again very soon.
on November 29th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
OMG He isn’t dead and “Jordan” he didn’t ask YOU to marry him. He is in a relationship with Casey Nettles
on December 13th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
who is casey nettles?
on December 18th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
OMG! i think Robert Pattinson Should Date Kristen Stewart… I believe that if they make a good couple in the movie… they Would make an AWSOME couple im real life. (By the way im reading Eclipse right now) [PEAXE!]
on March 5th, 2009 at 5:49 am
OMG!! i thought that was true!! I almost died!! Even my mom almost cried to!! [ She ompleted the saga so fast. 3 days:O] HE’s SO HOTTTTT
on March 6th, 2009 at 2:46 am
what a joke!!! I don’t like this kind of joke… they are not thinking others especially the fans of Robert Pattinson.
on March 6th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
oh gosh! my heart beat raced when i heard from a friend that rob’s dead.. now when i read this, a great wave of relief and happiness flooded me!!!
on March 8th, 2009 at 6:39 am
OMG! good thing hes not dead… during our camp my friend text me that Robert Pattinson was dead, good thing its not even true
on March 8th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
whoever wrote that article is so STUPID! i can’t believe
he/she would make up such a bad lie. i almost cried when i heard about this. what was he/she thinking?! HE’S NOT DEAD!
on March 8th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
is he really dead because they said its true and i was a little bit shocked about it
on March 10th, 2009 at 9:01 am
my sister told me about this false alarm news and i really did not believe on this. IT CAN’T BE!!!
on March 10th, 2009 at 9:04 am
thank God he’s not dead!
on March 10th, 2009 at 9:06 am
whoever wrote that article…GET A LIFE!!!
on March 11th, 2009 at 7:54 am
OMG! i’m happy that it’s not true that ROBERT PATTINSON is not dead stupid hoax!
asshole!!!!
Im inlove with ROB and i almost have an suicide when i heard that! Thanks,GOD it’s not true^_^
GOD IS ALWAYS GOOD!
I LOVE YOU ROB!!!
on March 11th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
oMG!!! thank god hes not dead.!’
.who wrote that article?. get a life will you?!..
on March 17th, 2009 at 1:08 am
omg!!!!!!
I thought thats not true!!!!!!
I cant believe!!!!!!!
But thats not true!!!!!
Even my friends thought me about that but i dont believe.
,,,,,,,Hehehehehe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
on March 17th, 2009 at 1:13 am
,,Many people believe in this,,
Even my sister cry when he heard the news ,,,
I thought thats not true because Robert Pattinson is not using DRUGS !
Articles or chismis is not true !
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on March 17th, 2009 at 1:16 am
HIS NOT DEAD!!!!
on April 3rd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
OHMYGOSH!!!…I AM SO GLAD HE IS NOT DEAD!!…WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME SHE READ IT ON THE NEWS I WAS FREAKING OUT…AND I AMMEDIATLY LOOKED IT UP…I HATE SICK TWISTED PEOPLE THAT WOULD DO THAT TO ATTENTION…BUT ANYWAYSS WHEN I GROW UP ME AND ROBERT ARE GONNA GET MARRIDED HAVE BEAUTIFUL BABIES AND BE IN LOVE FOREVER!!!…DON’T HATE LADIES HE IS ALREADY TAKENN…HAHAHAHA …….ILOVEYOU ROBERT PATTINSON I AM SOOOO RELEIVED YOUR NOT DEAD!! ILOVEYOU!…LOVE ALWAYS KAYLEE!!
on April 12th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
DRUGS?
OMG! i nearly died when I heard about this….
i thought that’s not true!
??????
on June 30th, 2009 at 10:02 am
GOD PPL. GET. A. LIFE.
geeez… big whoop -.-
i wouldn’t care less if he screwed a three-eyed dog.
on July 1st, 2009 at 1:06 am
robert sucks, u r so rude! i m a robert fan and i ‘xoxo’ ‘luvs’ him! and i m blonde!
pls! dont be a rudey and say a sorry and feel veri bad! right now
u r jus jealous cus ur boyfriend is not a hottie vampire!
on July 1st, 2009 at 1:06 am
hey. they have a right to care man. HE GOT WHITE SKIN! :DDDDD
on July 1st, 2009 at 1:13 am
what does white skin have to do with anything?!?!?! ‘the goat’
god you’re so retarded.. just like u are in history class
i know who u are ‘the goat’
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on July 1st, 2009 at 1:36 am
I’m so sorry to hear that such a rumor regarding his death has spread. I know that Robert would never use drugs. I agree with you guys, whoever wrote that article should ‘get a life’. Seriously. Life is just so wrong these days. Just because Michael Jackson died didn’t mean someone had to spread a rumor about another celebrity’s death.
on July 1st, 2009 at 1:44 am
OOOOH u r taylor foh reeal ! i luv you and all your songs! you are the best! and yes. since i luv you. all you say must be true.
i am your best fan. we both blondies!
taylor, dont waste ur time reading these dumb articles
taylor swift ftw! xD
on July 1st, 2009 at 2:27 am
TAYLORRRR !!!!!!!!!
GIMMIE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!
I <3 U LIKE HELLLLLL
[ if you're really taylor that is ]
on July 1st, 2009 at 2:35 am
Yes, I’m Taylor. It’s nice to meet my fans on Robert’s hoax death page.
Catch me later on my next album
T
on August 19th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Oh my gosh I can’t believe someone would do such a thing *shakes head* Robert Pattinson is one of the most cutest, hottest and most talented person I have ever seen.It is a relief that he is still alive =^.^=
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Hey guys, it’s Rob. Sorry to tell you I actually am dead.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:10 am
You people keep talking about how wrong this is, how stupid the person was, how awesome this mediocre actor is… Maybe I can answer some of your questions.
How can someone do something like this? It’s HILARIOUS! Seeing your idiotic reactions is outright GLORIOUS to those of us with the right sense of humor. Death happens every day, and you should make light of it when you can.
Why would someone pick on the feaux-vampire?
Because he’s really NOT a good actor, he’s mediocre looking, and because he somehow managed to get a massive female/homosexual fanbase anyway. Seriously, Twighlight was hardly even WATCHABLE… and yet you all let them spoon-feed you this trash until you thought it was solid gold.
Hope I was helpful, and your ignorances end soon.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:15 am
@xXxJeneanexXx
can some physcologist try to find me why people get sad/cry when a celebrity who doesnt give a shit about them dies.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Omg i cant believe this i was in total shock. That poofs still alive! I was hoping he was dead …..lulz
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Jesus Christ must be turning in his grave, because if you claim that you “love” someone that you hardly know, and have only seen the visual apparel behind said person, you need to break your neck.
Oh, and as for you lot who say “He’s a brilliant actor”, or “You hardly know him!”, etc. I would pre-emptively like to say to you; My shit has made a better attempt at Shakespear than “Rob”, and YOU don’t even know him either.
This saddens me more than religion.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Jesus christ you people are so sad.
Please get a life and live it instead of spending hours and hours crying your hearts out over how much you love “Edward”.
hell, sometimes I just lose faith in humanity, you lot disgust me.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:25 am
! I wanted it to be true..Oh well..Maybe next time..
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:26 am
epic win
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:26 am
Hahaha you all suck, Robert Pattinson is horrible. He may not be dead but I wish he was. He is a cancer to literature.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:30 am
amg, i was devastated to hear that poser vampire edward cullen had died. he was mah hero and and i will never forget the bad men who made up such a phony ly about this great player in these awsum movies, keep dreaming big robert cullen
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:30 am
I don’t how can anyone stand that .
Bad actor
Bad movie
be more clever and stop admiring trash, you all 12 year old little mama’s girls
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:33 am
@The idiot who said 4chan is behind this.
FFS, you fool, why give credit to them, when it was clearly ebaums.
And @All of the idiots crying over the faked death of some piss poor actor, please, do yourselves a favour and go get yourselves a life. The fact you even like a series of such poor, uninteresting prose shows you must be about 13, and have never read a proper novel in your lives. Please, stop your faggotry.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:33 am
I’m with Anon on this… jesus fucking christ, why are all you twifags bawling over this? “Wah, my beloved Edward is dead!!!1″ I’m sorry, did you mean Robert? Ugh.
It’s just a sub par book/ terrible film, he’s not dead and it was a joke, albeit a rather lame one, so get over it.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:34 am
If someone commited suicide over this, the world is a better place now.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:37 am
This book=middle aged woman’s wet dream.
Kill it with fire.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:42 am
“What if someone lost it and committed suicide because of this?”
Survival of the fittest, they obviously were weak willed if they took their own life because a movie star that will never recognize them died.
And for all those people who say the person who spread this rumour is , take a look at some of the people commenting on this threats of castration, confessions of almost mentally breaking down(suicide/crying), psychotic delusions that this person is their soul mate, etc etc.
Get a life people,
He’s gonna die someday, and it wont be in your arms.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Twilight is retarded. You’re all happy-go-lucky ‘bandwagon’ women who feel the need to fill your vapid lives with fake sparkly vampires and plot lines.
If you’re going to fall in love with a book character, at least do it with a character from a GOOD BOOK.
on August 19th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Whatever crazy, Twilight obsessed whore would actually cry over this guy dying is seriously mentally unstable. None the less, it’s still humorous to see that these pathetic little twats think they have a chance with someone of his fame. I only wish he would die, because then I wouldn’t here bitches whine about how attractive he is.
on August 19th, 2009 at 9:49 am
hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha, i hope one of those so called fans(sheep/fanatics.freaks/sad sad people) really does kill himself because of this. sparkly gay fucking vampire….if he were a real great actor, maybe i would think it was sad, not as sad as not having anymore dip for my chips but still. you sheeple should choke on a plastic toy, break a leg, fall in a big ditch, and be forgotten by the still sane population of this earth…go fuck yourself and give me real news please, ktnx…..
on November 12th, 2009 at 4:54 am
my god! i am just so happy knowing that he’s still in this world..though he doesn’t know me,,he’s the only one who owns my heart..i love u roby,,my wish is to be with you even just for a moment… godblez u roby… ingat ka lagi ha..