Michael Jackson uses a Brain Guru, a very expensive Brain Guru, claims a lawsuit against Jackson. The Michael Jackson Brain Guru revelation comes out of that London lawsuit LALATE told you recently has commenced, brought by a Sheikh who says Jackson owes him $7 million.

Now the trial is reportedly revealing that the Sheikh allegedly spent $350,000 on a brain guru for Jackson. What did, or was, the brain guru suppose to do?

” “Mind-mapping and motivational guru” Tony Buzan came to Bahrain, [home of the Sheikh], for a week at the singer’s request, said Bankim Thanki, lawyer for Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad al-Khalifa, who is suing Jackson for $7 million in a breach-of-contract case here” says reports.

Mind maping motiviation for Michael Jackson, aka MMMMJ, allegedly cost $37,000 per session!

It’s not quite clear if Jackson’s alleged “map” costs more than the average person’s map.