Jean-Claude Van Damme Sarah Ball!

Jean-Claude Van Damme reportedly hit on Newsweek’s reporter Sarah Ball during an interview. Jean-Claude Van Damme hit on reporter Sarah Ball during a JCVD movie interview, claims a report today.
The alleged hilarious transcription of that interview is below.
Damme: I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.
Ball: OK –
Damme: It was like being naked–I would love to be naked in front of you.
Ball: Well, I –
Damme: Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.
Ball: So you ‘ ve no regrets at all?
Damme: Believe me–I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?
Ball: Yes, I am.
Damme: And are you 27, or 32?
Ball: I ‘ m 22.
Damme: Oh, f—. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?
Ball: I don ‘ t know. When is it?
Damme: I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?
Ball: Uh –
Damme: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.
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Van Damme is reportedly 48, married, apparently has very broad shoulders.
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