Jean-Claude Van Damme reportedly hit on Newsweek’s reporter Sarah Ball during an interview. Jean-Claude Van Damme hit on reporter Sarah Ball during a JCVD movie interview, claims a report today.

The alleged hilarious transcription of that interview is below.

Damme: I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Ball: OK –

Damme: It was like being naked–I would love to be naked in front of you.

Ball: Well, I –

Damme: Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

Ball: So you ‘ ve no regrets at all?

Damme: Believe me–I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Ball: Yes, I am.

Damme: And are you 27, or 32?

Ball: I ‘ m 22.

Damme: Oh, f—. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

Ball: I don ‘ t know. When is it?

Damme: I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Ball: Uh –

Damme: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

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Van Damme is reportedly 48, married, apparently has very broad shoulders.