Miley Cyrus is not Dead. Miley Cyrus dead rumors everywhere today. The cause of Miley Cyrus dead rumors? Lets see …

Dead celebrity rumors since summer have been the following
1. always on a Sunday afternoon
2. always death by plane crash or car crash
3. always the death of the same celebrity, or the celebrity’s family within 60 days apart. Twice with Katt Williams, twice with Lil Wayne’s family, twice now with Cyrus since September. Most common, the death rumor reappears every 60 days. Miley Cryus was last “dead” in September. Now Miley is “dead” again in November. Expect another one 60 days from now.

And of note these rumors seem to occur nestled between weeks of fake pregnancy reports, also on Sundays. For example the last 30 days has seen a week of Lil Wayne family death, to a Taylor Swift pregnancy, to a Lil Wayne family death again.