Borowitz Report’s Andy Borowitz has a hilarious column about “Morning Joe” host Joe Scarborough today. The Borowitz Report claims Joe Scarborough’s Morning Joe is being renamed.

What is the new “name” for Morning Joe? Borowitz says F Joe. Writes the Borowitz Report today: “Starting on Tuesday, MSNBC’s morning show will be known as F Joe,’” said MSNBC spokesperson Carol Foyler. “We want to send the message that if you tune in to this show, you’ll get a unique mix of breaking news and $!#a chat.”

“MSNBC’s decision to reformat the show to accommodate Mr. Scarborough’s weakness for expletives surprised many in the cable industry, especially since the show owes its origins to the cancellation of shock-jock Don Imus’ ill-fated morning program.”

OH MY!

Borowitz’s “observer” adds he was impressed that Joe Scarborough was making the move first. “I thought it would be Andrea Mitchell.”

On the web at borowitzreport.com