PICTURES! Here are photos of PRESIDENT Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton is madam President and Rihanna her Vice President. Where Tinkerbell fits into President Paris Hitlon’s pink White House, only Paris know.

Paris’ agenda if elected - rock parties replace inaugural balls.

“I won’t have a cabinet; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.”

Michael Kors are Paris’ adviser? Kors must be so proud.

And Vice President? “Rihanna, of course. She’s hot.”

And how would Paris redo the White House?

“In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool.”

Paris tells all in this spread for Haarper’s Bazaar. Pick up now on newsstands!

Here’s another photo: Paris Hilton President Photo

No comment by Rihanna about her new VP position.