PICTURES! LALATE has several John McCain Halloween costumes for you. John McCain’s Halloween Costumes details from mask, to clothes, to forms, all right here. Sarah Palin’s Halloween costume story on LALATE has been read by tens of thousands of readers in just days. But while Palin is more exciting a Halloween costume to do, McCain is scary …. as a costume, and exceptional difficult. In fact, not one costume site can be located as of yet that actually makes a full McCain costume. (I’m sure they’d convince you that McCain is just Nixon updated.)

First, the John McCain Halloween mask. Buy here. Michelle Obama likes Target huh? Well Walmart wants your McCain (and Obama) business with this face mask. Want to change it up? Make the face look unhealthy and carry around your medical records that says “top secret” on it. And of note, the same mask is everywhere online but cheapest at Walmart.

Second, what do with the clothes? McCain doesn’t give you much ideas for a Halloween costume. Here’s one suggestion, if your girl wants to be Sarah Palin, rather than make her tradition Palin, do Caribou Barbie for Palin and McCain be Caribou Ken Doll.

Buy here the Ken doll costume, and put the McCain mask with it. Or opt for a Malibu Ken Doll outfit – shirtless, boy shorts vintage 1970s, fake tan, carry a beach ball, and add McCain’s face and Caribou Barbi on your arm.

Finally, a last option for people who like to make elaborate costumes. Take two pieces of foam board, attack suspenders, and you have a hanging sign you can wear on the front and back. Then on the front of the board have “Vote McCain! McCain covers the whole U.S”. Attack a map of the United States. And then place marks across all the states he covers with 9 houses and 13 cars.