Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson?! Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson are dating, claims reports. Don’t believe the reports. Anderson and Jackson have had two dates claims a poorly reported British story.

Anderson and Jackon have gone on two dates in Los Angeles, both in “Malibu”? Yes, there is a problem with the report. Actually, more than one problem LALATE can tell you.

The report claims the first date was at “Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach”. Only problem there is no such place. Shutters Hotel is on Santa Monica Beach, miles away.

Then the reports claims “a source said: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.” “

So where is the alleged second date claims the report? The Malibu Country Mart (basically the most UNprivate spot in Malibu, a local shopping area that everyone goes to in Malibu).