Katty Perry will kiss a girl on the MTV Video Music Awards VMAs, says reports. But who will Katy Perry kiss on the VMA? Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan?

Katy Perry reportedly will kiss a girl, not just on an album, but also on the VMAs, the awards shows of all awards shows when it comes to kissing publicity gimmicks.

But who will she kiss? Britney Spears, done that. Madonna, done that.

How about Lindsay Lohan?! Says E! ” “Producers are really working hard on it,” a source exclusively reveals to me. “They’d love it to be Lindsay, and they’re actually going to ask.” “

Yeah, like that will happen.

But who could be a backup? “But if Ms. Perry can’t find anyone, there’s always Tila Tequila!”

No comment by Perry, Tila, or anyone else puckering.