First, Pam Anderson’s new reality show on ….. E! … is not doing well in the ratings. So guess who is reporting this story today? E!

And what’s the source?

Apparently Pam Anderson was at the Abbey West Hollywood, a bar, with the Abu Dhabi man this weekend and from that a source was able to determine where he’s from, that he’s a member of the royal family Abu Dhabi, that he’s her new “beau”, and where and when they first met. All from one night in a bar?

What, did the guy just pass out press releases about himself at the front door?

Sorry, can’t remember the last time royals hang out in a bar and tell, non royals, about themselves. Here’s the whole mess right here.

Wonder if anyone will NOW start watching her horrible reality show? Probably not. But maybe it will do well in syndication, in Abu Dhabi.