Montauk Monster!
PICTURE! The photo of Montauk Monster hitting online today is disgusting. Is it a turtle without a shell? The Montauk Monster creature looks worse than Sam Ronson’s hats. You think Sam Lutfi is hard on the eyes. He’s nothing compared to the Montauk Monster.
An animal looking like a monster has rolled up on the sandy shores on Montauk, quickly been given the name the Montauk Monster today. Some believe it’s a dog. Some believe its a turtle without a shell. Some sites are claiming that the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA)-operated Plum Island facility is nearby. Others are claiming its a combo of the above and is a mutant.
Charming.
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