Those celebrities sure know how NOT to write a book! Simon and Schuster is suing Foxy Brown and Lil’ Kim for being paid advances on books they never wrote, claims the publisher. And the big surprise is …. Foxy Brown was paid almost double that of Lil’ Kim. Say what?

Simon and Schuster Inc. claims it paid Brown $75,000 in 2005 for a 2006 autobiography called “Broken Silence” and Lil’ Kim $40,000 in 2003 for a 2004 novel.