Jessica Simpson PREGNANT?!
BREAKING! Jessica Simpson IS pregnant, says a new report moments ago. Unlike previous Jessica Simpson pregnant reports from tabloids, today Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy comes from a simple, non interested, non celebrity blog.
In fact the blog is part of a corporate website. That website is headed by the former President of Brillstein-Grey Management, one of Los Angeles’ biggest and best management companies ever. The blogger writes about his upcoming fantasy football season and in there happens to break a world exclusive, that another Simpson allegedly got knocked up.
JakeZim (who might want to watch his servers crashing tomorrow morning from this story) writes:
“I just got a call from a source whose friend shares her OBGYN with Jessica Simpson. She said in no uncertain terms that Jessica was in the office right before her last week and that there’s confirmation that she’s pregnant. Yes. You heard it here first. Jessica Simpson is pregnant. The natural assumption is that Tony Romo, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, is the dad.
While I’m happy for the couple and Ms. Simpson in particular, and I can’t wait to indulge in the melange of tabloid coverage, my immediate concern for my fantasy football team. I’m scr–ed.”
And there you have it.
And if you are good on your Simpson history, Ashlee got pregnant before marriage, Pete Wentz denied it calling it a “witch hunt”, and then she officially confirmed it only months later during her wedding ceremony.
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