COVER YOUR EARS. Paris Hilton will perform her own theme song for the upcoming MTV reality show “My New BFF”. How ego perfect of Paris. Paris has written the theme song, Paris will perform the BFF show, for the show Paris will star in, in which Paris goes looking for a friend …. for Paris.

Does anyone really care if Paris Hilton has no friends in the world, or maybe 20 contestants that want to be her friend?

Apparently not. Online chatter after the concept of the show was first announced earlier this year was downright awful with the universal sentiment being the same - “who cares if she needs a friend”.

Paris has recorded the theme .. where else, but in Paris’ home. Paris says of bf Benji Madden:

“Benji and I have been working hard on it,” Paris said. “He’s helping me write the lyrics for the song and then I’ll sing it, too.”

Grab your ear plugs.

Hilton is set to record a new album. She confirms she is shooting season two of the show this fall. The first season is already shot.

Guess, you can never have enough BFF “reality” friends.