Oh my.

“While chatting with these nice regular people, we missed the arrival of Patridge, though from what we gathered, she’d been a bit of the diva, and refused at first to take any questions from the media, who’d waited at that point for two hours for her to arrive. She and her entourage were given the first lane inside Strike to use, while Conrad and her posse were at the opposite end of the room.”

Other side of the room? Oh boy!

Says the reporter: “Apparently that drama at the close of the last season – Patridge and Conrad fighting over why their friendship was on the rocks – was still too volatile to risk a rumble in a brand-new bowling alley on its opening night.”

But doesn’t bowling solve all problems?

Meantime, yesterday LALATE told you that it’s not Audrina but — to everyone’s surprise – WHITNEY PORT (yes, the quiet one) who will get her own “The Hills” spinoff.

Maybe Whitney is just better at bowling!