“Star exclusively reports that Katie is finally cracking under the strain of life with Tom Cruise” is what the Star claims.

I love when magazines say “cracking.”

Seriously, I luv Katie Holmes and I have to tell you …fans do too. Everytime we write an article about how great Katie looks, people love it. Despite what some mags want to portray Katie as, people like us love her and her style and we will continue to love.

… but I bet you want to hear what the rest of this crazy article says! We have the details for you.

Says Star:
“To complicate matters even further, while Tom goes off for days at a time (”His rule is ‘You can be with me, but don’t ask about it,’” says a source), Katie is overseeing the interior design of their lavish $35 million Beverly Hills mansion. “To him, the home is a status symbol,” says a source, “so it’s on Katie’s shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about. She’s giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick.” “

She’s getting “sick” from decorating her house?

Pretty hilarious.