Oh, think again.

LALATE can now tell you that in tonight’s season premiere of MTV’s THE HILLS, Lauren Conrad calls Brody Jenner “scum”.

… and even worse, she says it French!

In the premiere, after discovering he has already found a new love, she tells Whitney Port that he’s scum in French … oh, but has to translate that because Port don’t know much about Francais.

Don’t miss the name calling love tonight on MTV!