New York’s new govenor, my fellow alumn, David Paterson admits today in the New York Daily News that he and his wife Michelle had extramarital affairs … for years!

Freaky freaky!

Says the paper: “In a stunning revelation, both Paterson, 53, and his wife, Michelle, 46, acknowledged in a joint interview they each had intimate relationships with others during a rocky period in their marriage several years ago.”

Oh, but Patterson wasn’t THAT bad. He only had a relationship with a single woman “other than my wife” for 2-3 years starting in 1999.

Oh, and where did they get their freak on?

The new governor gives us the address! Cra-zy! Wait til you hear what went down at the luvvv motel!

Says the Paper, “As part of that relationship, Paterson said, he and the other woman sometimes stayed at an upper West Side hotel — the Days Inn at Broadway and W. 94th St. He said members of his Albany legislative staff often used the same hotel when they visit the city.”

How about a love child? False. “The governor flatly denied what he called a “sporadic rumor in Albany that I had a love child” by another woman. “That’s just not true,” he said. “

Oh, and did anyone else get their freak on with the govenor in the hotel? Yes, after his mistress, it was his wife! “Asked if he had stayed with anyone else since 2001 at the same West Side hotel, Paterson said, “From time to time I used to take Michelle to that hotel.” “

MY GOD!