Everyone is pregnant today! .. or at least the mags would like you to believe. First Britney Spears rumors (again), now Katie Holmes. I’m sorry, I don’t believe them.

Let me set this up for you. These articles are usually written the following way for all these babby bump stories. Name the celeb, the story is written the same way over and over again.

1) She’s wearing loose clothes. Oh, hence she’s pregnant.
2) Her figure isn’t perfect. Hence she’s pregnant.
3) She’s drinking water not wine. Hence she’s pregnant.
4) Her face is glowing. Hence she’s pregnant.

Of course, she could (1) like loose clothes, (2) ate too much at Elton John’s Oscar party, (3) love water, (4) have really good skin cream.

If you want to hear the basis, or lack of basis, and picture, of why Katie Holmes is or isn’t pregnant, click here for the story at OK!

And by the way … that’s Katie above just a few weeks back clearly NOT looking pregnant.