Don’t come near me! After reading this rumor I want to throw my cellphone at someone!

Is President Hugo Chavez dating Naomi Cellphone Campbell?! That’s the rumor all over the Latin American Press today.

Her people said: “The interview was a serious portrait for a respected and heavyweight magazine not a lightweight celebrity encounter. The conversation was substantial and the issues discussed were primarily about Mr. Chavez’s vision for Venezuela. To suggest that it was anything other than a professional situation is disingenuous and belittles all parties concerned.”

Sure-e-e! Just look at this outfit!

We have 1/2 dozen pictures of … HUGOMI for you!