This headline is like a nightmare.

First, Page Six reports that Sanjaya Malakar and his sister Shyamali are working on their own variety TV series called The Sanjaya and Shyamali Show!

Throw your TV’s out of your windows, fast!

Oh, and they have a “following” reportedly.

Among who? The drunk and blind?

Second, Kevin Federline is getting back into music! YIKES! “”Kevin has been actively producing, nurturing new artists and doing it all from his home studio so he can be there for his kids whenever they need him,” reports E online. Why, because Kevin is such a talent in his own right?

And finally..

… well at least not everything is so bad!