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Ashley Tisdale has two new videos out for you. And guess who’s got them first for you! Your boy lalate! Enjoy #1.

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lalate news told you over TWO weeks ago that our favorite girl over 40 Pam Anderson is going to marry porn video star Rick Salomon (”One Night in Paris”). Now Access Hollywood has confirmed the story today. Sorry, about two weeks late Access! 

In fact, we were the first even tell you that they were together after they spotted dining at Nobu in Malibu.

The pair have only been dating a couple of months, but during a visit to the Ellen DeGeneres show in September, Anderson told the talk show host that they were serious.

On her blog, Pambo now says:

“Rick has been a friend for 15 years. … I finally am fulfilled in my life in every area. I’m a responsible devoted mom. I’m in love -. And my work is fun and creative. I’m healthy….I’m having the best time in my life.”

This is a whirl of statements swirling about (who we think is) the hottest girl over 40, Pammy A.

According to Page Six, her friends are concerned:

“She parties almost every night … and she’s got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don’t think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate.”

“The so-called friend even alleges that Pam is shacking up with PARIS HILTON’s ex, RICK SALOMON, claiming the two “went wild over the VMA weekend” and that Pam has given friends the impression she is either engaged or already married to Rick.” Source

Either way, Pam is so hot, so blunt, and so delicious. Two words, Pammy

YOU ROCK!

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According to AP, Jackie Chan didn’t like any of his Rush Hour movies but just did it for the money and to fund non English language projects. Pretty disgusting. You know what, take your money and your non English language projects. Never going to get another movie ticket out me.

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Celebrity news site lalate news (http://news.lalate.com) this weekend  skyrocketed to ranked number 9 of all “celebrity news site”s on Google.com out of 32 million results. At just 5 weeks old, lalate news has passed all but eight major celebrity news sites online today!

Even more impressive, lalate news now occupied 27% of the top 30 results on Google! That unheard of figure is the highest of any celebrity news site searchable today on Google. It means that lalate news is not just outranking other celebrity news sites, but also its stories are appearing to Google as newer than its competitors with older stories, pushing competitors lower in rankings.

Today, lalate news sites and preview sites occupy 8 of the top 30 results for a celebrity news site  (ranking number 9, 16, 18, 20, 22, 26, 27, and 28.).

Google rankings for the top 12 celebrity news site today are as follows: 1. TMZ. 2. E Online. 3. Smoking Gun. 4. Teen Hollywood. 5. OK Magazine. 6. PerezHilton. 7. Celebrity Pro. 8. Hollywood.com. 9. lalate news (http://news.lalate.com) 10. Hollywood Report. 11. People Magazine 12. MTV.

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We got a lot of great reviews about this article last week. So we are reposting it for you again. Enjoy! 

(SARCASM. This post is sarcasm, not news. AKA if you can’t take a joke, don’t read it.) 

You know it’s just about time for October. And what does that mean? No, not Christmas items in Costco, that was September. It means it’s time to prepare for Halloween!

lalate news is only 4 weeks old. And in those 4 weeks, we’ve seen enough celebrity picture scandals, nude pics and flicks, fishnet stalkings, and fedex boxes at Rehab all to last us a lifetime.

So we’ve taken the best and worse, from Phil Spector’s hair, to Courtney Love’s horrible breasts, to O.J. Simpson’s “What you take in Vegas, stays in Vegas”, and put them all together and picked our FIVE top costume ideas for you this Halloween, if you are a guy, a girl, or Chris Crocker.

And wait til you see which costume won the top honors!

So without further delay, here is

#5. Rehab is the New Vegas

Another day doesn’t pass without Lindsay being photographed standing holding a Fedex box delivered to her at Rehab. Doesn’t it make you want to shout, “Um, Lindsay, what the hell is in the FEDEX BOX?! “

Costume for a Woman (or a tranny):

1. Shades
2. Blonde Wig
3. Jeans
4. Fedex box with the writing on it
“From: Malibu
To: Lindsay Lohan
Subject: Rehab Overnight Delivery. No Drugs. PROMISES!”
5. T shirt with the words “Rehab is the new Vegas.”

#4. Mr. and Mrs. Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is being reported as married this week. Get out your surgical masks!

Costume for Woman and Man

1. One guy dressed as Michael
2. One dressed as a his wife
3. Each wear matching surgical masks that say “Just married”.

#3. Becky Look at Her Butt

We love Kim Kardashian. No, we ADORE her. But yes, some of our readers have questioned if her butt can actually get any bigger? Hence, our #3 pick on how big can Kim’s butt get!

Costume for a Skinny Girl with Inflatable Curves

Kim:
1. Black Wig
2. Beautiful Lips
3. T Shirt that says “Saints Rule!”
4. The biggest inflatable balloon you can hold in your dress as your behind.

Optional: joined by Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie who shout “oh my god becky, look at her butt!”
 

#2. I’ll Flash if you become my Fan Again

You know a lot of people have talked about Britney Spears’ fans walking away from her. But there is that darn crotch flash that comes on schedule regularly that makes you love Brit …. because she shaves so well.

Guys, you need to buy lalate a drink if hot girls wear this costume to your party.

Costume for a HOT (shaved) Girl (please girls, shave for this one).

1. Britney Spears Outfit
2. Blonde Wig
3. Pacifier in Mouth
4. No panties
5. High Rising Skirt
6. T shirt that says on front  “I’m Flash if you be my Fan”, back says ”K Fed Can’t Sing”

#1. Fishy Fishy

At this point, we thought, oh my, there are so many more choices. Enough to get to 2008! How about Vanessa Hudgens’ nude scandal? or Chris Crocker’s nude scandal? or not-Meg White’s nude scandal?

But instead we went with the easiest one. Probably the best costume of the year, maybe even the decade …. “Sorta Oscar De La Hoya”

This is probably going to be the biggest costume idea this year for guys that love to crossdress ONLY on Halloween! Yes, ONLY on Halloween, honest! 

For this costume, that friggen hilarious HAT is key! The fishnet is funny, but wtf is with the hat! We can’t look at the hat and not laugh!

Costume for a Guy (or a really, REALLY, butt ugly girl)

1. The hat
2. The fake hair
3. The stockings
4. The thong
5. The pink panty
6. The stocking
7. The wine glass
8. Heels

So what is lalate going to be for Halloween? Um, maybe we’ll just gain 100 lbs, dye our hair pink and be Perez.

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