MSNBC is reporting (no seriously, MSNBC) that the SUN is reporting (since when did the Sun become a source for MSNBC?) that Britney Spears might be marrying her overweight, baseball cap sidekick of the 2007, Sam Lufti.

YUCK.

BRITNEY LUFTI?

This can’t be true.

I say DO IT and have Pamela Anderson, Rick Salomon walk you down the isle.