J.R. Rotem’s new nickname is J.R.JDate! Yes, the man who text messaged InTouch Magazine recently to tell them (as a joke) that he had impregnanted pop music singer Britney Spears has a JDate profile. God, imagine what he would text message you!

Oh, and it get’s better. J.RJdate’s page tells girls that if you date him you’ve hit “the jackpot”! Oh, how modest of him!

He writes:

“Hey girls… Congrats for stumbling onto my profile - you just hit the jackpot! I am Jonathan, an established music producer who is having a challenging time meeting a hot Jewish girl with good values. The success and visibility I have earned in the music industry keeps me surrounded by the wrong girls (golddiggers, cheap chicks, wannabe artists looking to use a guy like me for a music career, money, fame, etc) Some personality traits that seperate me from most of the people I know in Los Angeles is a high moral code of honesty and loyalty. I would never cheat or lie to anyone I’m with as I believe in treating others as you would want to be treated. I think that those values are the fundamental part of establishing a meaningful relationship. That, and intense physical attraction…”