What took LiLo so long to get rid of this child that needs a very good tailor. Mr. Pouty Face has been dumped by Lohan, reports E!

Thank GOD!

(If only he would leave town, it would be so much better. Or put him on a mountain somewhere with lots of snow to keep him company.)

Excerpts from E! alleged he pouts and doesn’t spend money, the opposite of smiling / spend the dinero Lindsay:

“She got tired of him pouting all the time,” says a Lindsay pal. 

Awww, Riley’s a pouty-face. But he did have a lot to pout about…

And when the pair were back East together over Thanksgiving, Riley wouldn’t even get out of the car to go shopping with Lindsay because of all the photogs.

“He never paid. Yeah, we know Lindsay is the rich and famous one, but come on. Be the man once in a while! Pay for a round of Cokes. I mean, they weren’t even drinking alcohol, so how much could a round of Cokes be?”