If you are Britney Spears and you’ve made a mistake with a $7,000 a year income husband like Kevin Federline, who do you date next? A waiter, of course.

Downgrading Britney reportedly is dating a waiter from Mirabelle Restaurant, a West Hollywood eatery that pours dreadful drinks and is less exciting than a date at a Spears Federline custody hearing.

Reportedly she showed up with her waiter this week, says Life & Style Weekly.

The waiter’s name is Michael Marchand. A spy tells Life & Style, “Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming. He made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars … Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her … They’re always texting each other”.