Holiday Shopping: Choosing between Kim Kardashian, Amy Fisher Sex Tapes
Do people really buy give celebrity sex tapes as holiday gifts? Maybe Rick Salomon does, but this year Santa’s a bit more naughty with Kim Kardashian’s second tape going on sale today (collective applause!) up against Amy Fisher’s premiere last week on the 14th.
(No word yet if either tape gets a float in the Macy’s Parade.)
Sadly, not one news site has tackled the important pressing issue: which celebrity sex tape is the better Holiday gift?
Here is lalate’s shopping guide for choosing between buying Amy F or Kimmy K for that special someone in your life, that loved on, that adulterer, that boyfriend who is about to dump you and sell all your naughtiness to the Enquirer.
Here is our checklist on choosing:
1. If you are on Viagra – buy Amy F
2. If you prefer voice mail over text messaging – buy Kimmy K
3. If you are middle aged, but your breasts are 36 months old – buy Amy F
4. If you are washed up rapper, but a pretty good home video maker – buy Kimmy K
5. If you are OJ Simpson – buy Kimmy K
Kardashian reportedly got paid $5 million to allow her tapes to be released. No word yet on Amy Fisher’s suit.
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