Britney Spears is debating whether to join ex-husband, turned litigation crazed, rapper Kevin Federline in a TV interview with ABC’s notorious Michael Jackson interviewer, Martin Bashir.

“As far as Martin is concerned it would be all of his Christmases come at once if he could secure a deal with both of them,” a People insider claims. “He is really keen to do an interview that would blow the lid off their private lives. It would guarantee millions of viewers worldwide. In an ideal world, he would love to get them both in the same room. Kevin is up for that but Britney is less keen. Either way, it would be explosive viewing to get them both to open up their hearts to him.”

AKA, the likelihood of ever happening - zip.

Meantime, in the junk story department, “sources” close to Britney Spears tell the NY Post she is running out of money. YEAH RIGHT! Not true.

For those of you who don’t know, people like Spears make so much money per month on work they’ve ALREADY done that it’s hard to spend it all. Staying at hotels, going to clubs, is chump change for them. Even a mere couple hundred thousand on legal bills for whatever in their life is nothing for a celebrity with her past earning power.

“People are very worried about Britney because she is running out of money,” says one source. “Her fragrance didn’t do well. She has no cash flow coming in and she’s spending money like water.” “Performers make money off touring,” said the source. “And we all know she can’t do that.”

Talk about a ridiculous story. Funny, but hardly true.